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    <h1 class="product-title" itemprop="name">Life Is Not Grape — LameZ (3.5g, Hybrid)</h1>
    <p class="product-subtitle">A refined Z-dominant hybrid with sweet floral cream, exotic fruit, and flawless smoke quality.</p>
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      <li><strong>Format:</strong> Premium Indoor Flower</li>
      <li><strong>Weight:</strong> 3.5g</li>
      <li><strong>Type:</strong> Hybrid</li>
      <li><strong>Lineage:</strong> Grape Ape x Grapefruit</li>
      <li><strong>Flavor &amp; Aroma:</strong> Sweet Floral · Cherry Cream · Grapefruit · Earth</li>
      <li><strong>Main Effects:</strong> Euphoric · Centered · Pleasantly Relaxed</li>
      <li><strong>Brand:</strong> Life Is Not Grape</li>
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      <strong>LameZ</strong> from <em>Life Is Not Grape</em> is a boutique hybrid crafted from <em>Z × Undisclosed genetics</em>, showcasing one of the cleanest, truest Z profiles on the market.  
      On opening, the flower immediately releases a sweet floral aroma with creamy cherry, pink grapefruit, and smooth candy-like notes — unmistakably Z in expression.  
      The buds feature light green hues, rustic orange pistils, and a dense coat of shimmering trichomes, displaying the classic Z structure and soft-structured resin-rich texture.  
      On the smoke, flavor translates beautifully — sweet floral cream with cherry, citrus zest, and a light earthy finish. Exceptional smoothness, light-grey ash, and a prominent oily resin ring make for a connoisseur-grade experience.
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      Effects are comfortably euphoric and balanced, with mood elevation, mental clarity, and pleasant body relaxation — ideal for a blissful yet functional session.  
      Clean, flavorful, and expertly crafted — LameZ stands as one of the strongest Z expressions in the Life Is Not Grape lineup.
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    <h1 class="product-title" itemprop="name">Life Is Not Grape — Boy Who Cried Wolf (3.5g, Hybrid)</h1>
    <p class="product-subtitle">A refined hybrid with layered sweet-earthy flavor, smooth equilibrium, and calming clarity.</p>
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      <li><strong>Format:</strong> Premium Indoor Flower</li>
  <li><strong>Lineage:</strong> (Z41 x Rs11)</li>
      <li><strong>Weight:</strong> 3.5g</li>
      <li><strong>Type:</strong> Indica leaning Hybrid</li>
      <li><strong>Flavor &amp; Aroma:</strong> Sweet Earth · Soft Spice · Herbal Citrus</li>
      <li><strong>Main Effects:</strong> Calm · Uplifted · Clear-Minded · Centered</li>
      <li><strong>Main Terpenes:</strong> Myrcene · Limonene · Caryophyllene</li>
      <li><strong>Brand:</strong> Life Is Not Grape</li>
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      <strong>Boy Who Cried Wolf</strong> from <em>Life Is Not Grape</em> is a premium hybrid flower celebrated for its nuanced flavor expression, smooth smoke, and centered, mood-elevating effects.  
      Expect THC-rich, top-shelf buds crafted with care in California, delivering layered sweet and earthy notes with subtle spice, fresh citrus, and herbal undertones that linger from first scent to final spark.  
      The terpene profile — led by <strong>myrcene, limonene, and caryophyllene</strong> — creates a smooth harmony of calm and clarity, shaping an experience that is grounding, uplifting, and effortlessly enjoyable.  
      Ideal for any time of day, Boy Who Cried Wolf offers a heavier hybrid high with peaceful euphoria, flowy relaxation, and a clear, centered mind — a feel-good smoke with bold character and refined simplicity.
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      Life Is Not Grape – Ugh-G! | 3.5g
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      A loud, kushy, sativa-leaning hybrid packed with citrus gas, classic OG funk, and undeniable West Coast energy.
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      <li><strong>Brand:</strong> Life Is Not Grape</li>
      <li><strong>Format:</strong> Flower</li>
      <li><strong>Weight:</strong> 3.5g</li>
      <li><strong>Strain:</strong> Ugh-G!</li>
      <li><strong>Type:</strong> Sativa-Leaning Hybrid</li>
      <li><strong>Genetics:</strong> Classic OG Kush Cut</li>
      <li><strong>Flavor & Aroma:</strong> Sour lemon · Earthy pine · Spicy gas · Kush funk</li>
      <li><strong>Experience:</strong> Uplifting · Giggly · Social · Light body calm</li>
      <li><strong>Category:</strong> Flower</li>
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      <strong>Ugh-G!</strong> is a no-nonsense, sativa-leaning hybrid that channels pure West Coast OG energy.
      Loud, citrusy, and unapologetically dank, this iconic OG Kush cut delivers sharp notes of sour lemon,
      earthy pine, and spicy gas wrapped in that unmistakable kush funk.
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      The effects come on fast with a bright, buzzy head rush that sparks conversation, creativity,
      and uncontrollable laughter. As the high unfolds, it eases into a smooth, grounding body calm
      that keeps things chill without killing the vibe. Social, giggly, and dangerously snack-friendly,
      Ugh-G! is a go-to for good times, loud laughs, and serious munchie missions.
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Life is Not Grape | Ugh-G! | 3.5g

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