Time Machine – Cheetah Piss | Fuel-Rods | 7-Pack
High-voltage sativa Fuel-Rods with skunky citrus funk and fast, creative, laugh-ready effects.
- Format: Fuel-Rod Pre-Rolls
- Pack Size: 7-pack
- Type: Sativa
- Strain: Cheetah Piss (aka Funky Kitty)
- Lineage: Lemonnade × Gelato 42 × London Poundcake 97
- Flower: 100% Premium Greenhouse
- Flavor Profile: Skunky funk · Sour citrus · Creamy sweetness · Ammonia edge
- Main Effects: Focused · Creative · Uplifted · Giggly
- Grown: Central Coast, California (precision greenhouses)
- Category: Pre-Rolls
Cheetah Piss is a high-speed sativa built for momentum. Crafted from the powerhouse trio of
Lemonnade, Gelato 42, and London Poundcake 97, this modern classic nods to old-school Cat Piss genetics
while pushing flavor and effect into the future. The aroma bursts out with bold skunky funk, sour citrus bite,
creamy sweetness, and a sharp ammonia note that signals serious potency.
The effects hit quick and clean—sparking focus, creativity, laughter, and a mind that stays in motion. Grown in
Time Machine’s precision greenhouses along California’s Central Coast, this strain captures the thrill
of high-energy travel and makes the perfect fuel for bright, fast-paced adventures.
Looking for a pre-roll that isn’t stuck in the past? Enter Time Machine Fuel-Rods. Carefully packed
with premium, farm-direct greenhouse flower grown and cured by the Pac Stone team, each Fuel-Rod delivers a smooth,
consistent smoke that’s truly out of this world. Ideal for sharing with friends or igniting solo, Fuel-Rods are your
ticket to the past, present, and future—no time machine required.