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      Life Is Not Grape – Ugh-G! | 3.5g
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      A loud, kushy, sativa-leaning hybrid packed with citrus gas, classic OG funk, and undeniable West Coast energy.
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      <li><strong>Brand:</strong> Life Is Not Grape</li>
      <li><strong>Format:</strong> Flower</li>
      <li><strong>Weight:</strong> 3.5g</li>
      <li><strong>Strain:</strong> Ugh-G!</li>
      <li><strong>Type:</strong> Sativa-Leaning Hybrid</li>
      <li><strong>Genetics:</strong> Classic OG Kush Cut</li>
      <li><strong>Flavor & Aroma:</strong> Sour lemon · Earthy pine · Spicy gas · Kush funk</li>
      <li><strong>Experience:</strong> Uplifting · Giggly · Social · Light body calm</li>
      <li><strong>Category:</strong> Flower</li>
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      <strong>Ugh-G!</strong> is a no-nonsense, sativa-leaning hybrid that channels pure West Coast OG energy.
      Loud, citrusy, and unapologetically dank, this iconic OG Kush cut delivers sharp notes of sour lemon,
      earthy pine, and spicy gas wrapped in that unmistakable kush funk.
    </p>

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      The effects come on fast with a bright, buzzy head rush that sparks conversation, creativity,
      and uncontrollable laughter. As the high unfolds, it eases into a smooth, grounding body calm
      that keeps things chill without killing the vibe. Social, giggly, and dangerously snack-friendly,
      Ugh-G! is a go-to for good times, loud laughs, and serious munchie missions.
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Life is Not Grape | Ugh-G! | 3.5g

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      Life Is Not Grape — Teflon Tape | WPFF Rosin | All-in-One (0.5g)
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      A solventless whole-plant fresh frozen rosin vape with bold grape terps, candy sweetness, and earthy kush depth.
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    <ul class="product-specs">
      <li><strong>Brand:</strong> Life Is Not Grape</li>
      <li><strong>Format:</strong> All-in-One Vape</li>
      <li><strong>Oil:</strong> Live Rosin (Solventless)</li>
      <li><strong>Process:</strong> WPFF (Whole Plant Fresh Frozen)</li>
      <li><strong>Size:</strong> 0.5g</li>
      <li><strong>Strain:</strong> Teflon Tape</li>
      <li><strong>Lineage:</strong> Marsha × The Zhit</li>
      <li><strong>Flavor &amp; Aroma:</strong> Grape · Candy Sweet · Earthy Kush</li>
      <li><strong>Main Effects:</strong> Elevated · Chill · Euphoric · Full-Spectrum</li>
      <li><strong>Hardware:</strong> Rechargeable (USB-C Compatible)</li>
      <li><strong>Category:</strong> Vapes</li>
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      <strong>Teflon Tape</strong> from <em>Life Is Not Grape</em> is a premium <strong>WPFF live rosin</strong>
      All-in-One built for true solventless flavor. Made from <strong>whole plant fresh frozen</strong> material
      and extracted without solvents or additives, this 0.5g disposable delivers a clean, full-spectrum
      experience that preserves the plant’s native cannabinoids and terpene profile.
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    <p class="product-description">
      Expect bold grape-forward terps that swing between candy sweetness and earthy kush undertones, with smooth,
      flavorful pulls that feel as good as they taste. It’s compact, discreet, and crafted for consumers who
      want rosin purity in an easy, on-the-go format.
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      Perfect for after-hours sessions, chill creative moments, or a luxurious solo vibe—this is rosin vaping
      done right.
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Life Is Not Grape | Teflon Tape | WPFF Rosin | All-in-One | 0.5g

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      Life is Not Grape — FUDCC | Flower | 3.5g
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      Diesel bite meets grape candy funk — a bold hybrid built for power and balance.
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      <li><strong>Brand:</strong> Life is Not Grape</li>
      <li><strong>Strain:</strong> FUDCC</li>
      <li><strong>Format:</strong> Premium Flower</li>
      <li><strong>Weight:</strong> 3.5g</li>
      <li><strong>Type:</strong> Hybrid</li>
      <li><strong>Lineage:</strong> 818 Diesel × Grape Gas</li>
      <li><strong>Flavor Profile:</strong> Diesel · Earthy gas · Juicy grape · Candy finish</li>
      <li><strong>Experience:</strong> Euphoric · Focused · Relaxed</li>
      <li><strong>Best Use:</strong> Afternoon through evening</li>
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      <p>
        <strong>FUDCC</strong> blends the sharp, fuel-forward punch of
        <em>818 Diesel</em> with the rich, candy-sweet funk of
        <em>Grape Gas</em>, delivering a bold hybrid that commands attention.
      </p>

      <p>
        The flavor opens with classic diesel and earthy gas notes,
        quickly layered with juicy grape sweetness and a subtle candy
        finish that lingers on the exhale. The aroma is loud and unmistakable —
        pungent fuel and kush upfront, rounded out by ripe grapes
        and sugary undertones as the buds are broken apart.
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      <p>
        Effects hit fast with an uplifting cerebral rush that sparks
        euphoria, mental clarity, and motivation. As the experience deepens,
        a soothing body relaxation settles in — grounding the high without
        dragging you down. Balanced yet potent, this cross is ideal for
        staying productive, social, or creatively locked in while enjoying
        a calm, satisfied body buzz.
      </p>

      <h3>Main Effects</h3>
      <ul>
        <li>Uplifting euphoria</li>
        <li>Focused mental clarity</li>
        <li>Motivated energy</li>
        <li>Smooth body relaxation</li>
      </ul>

      <h3>Flavor &amp; Aroma</h3>
      <p>Fuel-forward diesel · Earthy gas · Sweet grape candy · Sugary finish</p>
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 Life is Not Grape | FUDCC | 3.5g

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      Life is Not Grape — Delizia Al Limone | Flower | 3.5g
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      Zesty lemon brightness with creamy vanilla depth — an energizing hybrid that keeps the vibe high.
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      <li><strong>Brand:</strong> Life is Not Grape</li>
      <li><strong>Strain:</strong> Delizia Al Limone</li>
      <li><strong>Format:</strong> Premium Flower</li>
      <li><strong>Weight:</strong> 3.5g</li>
      <li><strong>Type:</strong> Hybrid</li>
      <li><strong>Lineage:</strong> Gelonade × Studio 54</li>
      <li><strong>Flavor Profile:</strong> Sour lemon · Sweet vanilla · Creamy cookie</li>
      <li><strong>Experience:</strong> Euphoric · Energetic · Focused · Social</li>
      <li><strong>Best Use:</strong> Day into evening</li>
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      <p>
        <strong>Delizia Al Limone</strong> blends the head-turning citrus
        intensity of <em>Gelonade</em> with the upbeat, dance-floor-ready
        buzz of <em>Studio 54</em>, creating a vibrant hybrid that shines
        from first inhale to final exhale.
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      <p>
        Each pull delivers a lip-puckering rush of sour lemon layered
        with sweet vanilla and creamy cookie notes. The exhale smooths
        into a dessert-like finish, while the aroma opens bright and
        citrus-forward before unfolding into soft vanilla and subtle
        kushy undertones as the buds break apart.
      </p>

      <p>
        Effects hit quickly with a tingly lift behind the eyes and
        along the neck, flooding the mind with expansive euphoria
        and clear-headed energy. Focus and motivation rise naturally,
        keeping you uplifted, social, and creatively engaged without
        tipping into overwhelm.
      </p>

      <p>
        Balanced yet invigorating, this strain is perfect for sparking
        conversation, fueling artistic flow, or keeping you moving
        and smiling from afternoon into night.
      </p>

      <h3>Main Effects</h3>
      <ul>
        <li>Expansive euphoria</li>
        <li>Focused mental clarity</li>
        <li>Social energy</li>
        <li>Creative motivation</li>
      </ul>

      <h3>Flavor &amp; Aroma</h3>
      <p>Sour citrus lemon · Sweet vanilla · Creamy cookie · Light kush undertone</p>
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Life is Not Grape |  Delizia Al Limone | 3.5g

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    <h1 class="product-title" itemprop="name">Life is Not Grape | BBL | Flower | 3.5g</h1>
    <p class="product-subtitle">Sweet tropical candy gas with creamy cherry citrus notes in a rich indica-leaning hybrid.</p>
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      <li><strong>Brand:</strong> Life is Not Grape</li>
      <li><strong>Format:</strong> Flower</li>
      <li><strong>Strain:</strong> BBL</li>
      <li><strong>Type:</strong> Indica-Leaning Hybrid</li>
      <li><strong>Size:</strong> 3.5g</li>
      <li><strong>Lineage:</strong> BOLO (Runtz Cut) × Lemon Cherry Gelato</li>
      <li><strong>Dominant Terpenes:</strong> Limonene · Caryophyllene · Myrcene</li>
      <li><strong>Flavor &amp; Aroma:</strong> Sour Cherry · Lemon Zest · Pineapple · Creamy Candy · Gas</li>
      <li><strong>Effects:</strong> Euphoric · Relaxed · Heavy · Zoned-Out</li>
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        <strong>BBL</strong> from Life is Not Grape is a decadent indica-leaning hybrid built from a fruity, gassy <em>BOLO</em> (Runtz cut) and <em>Lemon Cherry Gelato</em>. This cultivar leans fully into excess—in the best way—delivering loud flavor and a layered, immersive experience.
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      <p>
        The terpene profile is rich and expressive, blending sour cherry, lemon zest, and spicy pineapple with creamy sweetness and candy-coated gas. The inhale is soft and juicy, while the exhale lingers with sugary funk and depth.
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      <p>
        The experience unfolds in stages, starting with a bright, mood-lifting head change that smooths out the edges. As it builds, a warm, heavy body relaxation settles in—slow, steady, and grounding without fully shutting things down. BBL is ideal for slowing the pace, zoning out, or easing into a mellow, low-light kind of evening.
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Life is Not Grape | BBL | 3.5g

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    <h1 class="product-title" itemprop="name">Life is Not Grape | Redpillz (Red Hotz) | Flower | 7g</h1>
    <p class="product-subtitle">Sweet berry candy with citrus spice and a bright, creative sativa-leaning lift.</p>
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      <li><strong>Brand:</strong> Life is Not Grape</li>
      <li><strong>Strain:</strong> Redpillz (Red Hotz)</li>
      <li><strong>Format:</strong> Flower</li>
      <li><strong>Weight:</strong> 7g</li>
      <li><strong>Type:</strong> Sativa-Leaning Hybrid (60/40)</li>
      <li><strong>Dominant Terpenes:</strong> Limonene · Caryophyllene · Myrcene</li>
      <li><strong>Flavor &amp; Aroma:</strong> Berry Candy · Citrus · Orange Spice · Red Fruit · Earthy</li>
      <li><strong>Effects:</strong> Energetic · Euphoric · Creative · Uplifted</li>
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      <p>
        <strong>Redpillz</strong>, also known as <strong>Red Hotz</strong>, is a sativa-leaning hybrid named after its bold candy-inspired flavor and vibrant effects. This cultivar delivers a lively, uplifting experience that’s perfect for staying productive while enjoying a flavorful session.
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      <p>
        The flavor profile is sweet and nostalgic, blending sugary berry candy with zesty citrus and a hint of spicy orange. The aroma follows suit, layering peppery citrus with earthy undertones and bright red fruit sweetness.
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      <p>
        The experience comes on quickly with a surge of bright, euphoric energy that encourages creativity and focus. Redpillz is a great option for daytime or afternoon use when you want to stay motivated, inspired, and in a positive headspace.
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Life is Not Grape | Redpillz | 7g

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    <h1 class="product-title" itemprop="name">Life Is Not Grape | Grape Depression | WPFF Rosin All-In-One | 0.5g</h1>
    <p class="product-subtitle">Dessert-forward cherry and cookie sweetness with deeply relaxing, euphoric effects.</p>
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      <li><strong>Brand:</strong> Life Is Not Grape</li>
      <li><strong>Format:</strong> WPFF Rosin All-In-One</li>
      <li><strong>Strain:</strong> Grape Depression</li>
      <li><strong>Type:</strong> Indica-Leaning Hybrid</li>
      <li><strong>Size:</strong> 0.5g</li>
      <li><strong>Extraction:</strong> WPFF Rosin (Whole Plant Fresh Frozen)</li>
      <li><strong>Lineage:</strong> Wedding Cake × Purple Punch</li>
      <li><strong>Dominant Terpenes:</strong> Myrcene · Caryophyllene · Limonene</li>
      <li><strong>Flavor &amp; Aroma:</strong> Sweet Cookies · Cherry · Berry · Dessert</li>
      <li><strong>Effects:</strong> Euphoric · Relaxed · Sedative · Hungry</li>
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      <p>
        <strong>Grape Depression</strong> from Life Is Not Grape is a terpene-rich WPFF rosin vape crafted from fresh frozen whole plant material, preserving the full expression of its dessert-forward genetics. A cross of <em>Wedding Cake</em> and <em>Purple Punch</em>, this cultivar leans into rich flavor and deeply relaxing effects.
      </p>

      <p>
        The flavor profile blends sugary cookie sweetness with notes of ripe cherry and berry, creating a smooth, indulgent inhale reminiscent of a fresh-baked dessert with a fruity twist.
      </p>

      <p>
        The experience begins with a strong wave of euphoria, lifting mood and easing stress before settling into a heavy, calming body state. As the high deepens, it often transitions into a restful, sedative finish—making it ideal for evening use, cozy nights, or winding down.
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Life Is Not Grape | Grape Depression | WPFF Rosin | All-in-One | 0.5g

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    <h1 class="product-title" itemprop="name">Life Is Not Grape | Grape Depression | Live Rosin</h1>
    <p class="product-subtitle">Sweet cherry-cookie dessert profile with deeply relaxing, euphoric effects.</p>
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      <li><strong>Brand:</strong> Life Is Not Grape</li>
      <li><strong>Format:</strong> Live Rosin</li>
      <li><strong>Strain:</strong> Grape Depression</li>
      <li><strong>Type:</strong> Indica-Leaning Hybrid</li>
      <li><strong>Size:</strong> 1g</li>
      <li><strong>Extraction:</strong> Solventless Live Rosin</li>
      <li><strong>Lineage:</strong> Wedding Cake × Purple Punch</li>
      <li><strong>Dominant Terpenes:</strong> Myrcene · Caryophyllene · Limonene</li>
      <li><strong>Flavor &amp; Aroma:</strong> Sweet Cookies · Cherry · Berry · Dessert</li>
      <li><strong>Effects:</strong> Euphoric · Relaxed · Sedative · Hungry</li>
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      <p>
        <strong>Grape Depression</strong> from Life Is Not Grape is a solventless live rosin that captures the full expression of its dessert-forward genetics. A cross of <em>Wedding Cake</em> and <em>Purple Punch</em>, this cultivar delivers rich flavor and a deeply calming experience.
      </p>

      <p>
        The profile leans indulgent and layered, combining sugary cookie sweetness with notes of ripe cherry and berry—reminiscent of a fresh-baked dessert with a fruity twist.
      </p>

      <p>
        The experience begins with a wave of uplifting euphoria that melts away stress before settling into a heavy, relaxing body state. As it builds, the effect often transitions into a calm, restful finish, making it ideal for evening sessions, unwinding, or easing into sleep.
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Life Is Not Grape | Grape Depression | Live Rosin

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    <h1 class="product-title" itemprop="name">Life Is Not Grape | Ugh-G | WPFF Rosin | All-in-One | 0.5g</h1>
    <p class="product-subtitle">Sour lemon, pine, and spicy gas with a buzzy, social sativa-leaning lift.</p>
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    <ul class="product-specs">
      <li><strong>Brand:</strong> Life Is Not Grape</li>
      <li><strong>Format:</strong> All-in-One Vape</li>
      <li><strong>Weight:</strong> 0.5g</li>
      <li><strong>Oil Type:</strong> WPFF Live Rosin (Whole Plant Fresh Frozen)</li>
      <li><strong>Strain:</strong> Ugh-G</li>
      <li><strong>Type:</strong> Sativa-Leaning Hybrid</li>
      <li><strong>Genetics:</strong> OG Kush Cut</li>
      <li><strong>Flavor &amp; Aroma:</strong> Lemon · Pine · Gas · Earthy · Spice</li>
      <li><strong>Effects:</strong> Uplifted · Giggly · Creative · Relaxed</li>
      <li><strong>Category:</strong> Vape</li>
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      <p>
        <strong>Ugh-G</strong> from <em>Life Is Not Grape</em> is a sativa-leaning hybrid live rosin vape that captures the bold, unmistakable character of classic OG genetics.
      </p>

      <p>
        The profile is loud and terpene-rich, delivering layers of sour lemon, earthy pine, and spicy gas wrapped in that signature kush funk.
      </p>

      <p>
        The effects hit quickly with a bright, buzzy head high—sparking conversation, creativity, and plenty of laughs—before easing into a smooth, grounding body calm. Social, uplifting, and just relaxed enough to keep things balanced.
      </p>

      <p>
        Crafted from whole plant fresh frozen cannabis, this WPFF live rosin all-in-one preserves the plant’s full terpene expression for a clean, flavorful, and true-to-strain experience.
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Life Is Not Grape | ugh-G | WPFF Rosin | All-in-One | 0.5g

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    <h1 class="product-title" itemprop="name">Life Is Not Grape | LameZ | WPFF Rosin | All-in-One | 0.5g</h1>
    <p class="product-subtitle">Sweet berry and citrus with a mellow, feel-good indica-leaning vibe.</p>
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      <li><strong>Brand:</strong> Life Is Not Grape</li>
      <li><strong>Format:</strong> All-in-One Vape</li>
      <li><strong>Weight:</strong> 0.5g</li>
      <li><strong>Oil Type:</strong> WPFF Live Rosin (Whole Plant Fresh Frozen)</li>
      <li><strong>Strain:</strong> LameZ</li>
      <li><strong>Type:</strong> Indica-Leaning Hybrid</li>
      <li><strong>Lineage:</strong> Grape Ape × Grapefruit</li>
      <li><strong>Flavor &amp; Aroma:</strong> Berry · Citrus · Tropical · Sweet · Herbal</li>
      <li><strong>Effects:</strong> Happy · Relaxed · Uplifted · Creative</li>
      <li><strong>Category:</strong> Vape</li>
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      <p>
        <strong>LameZ</strong> from <em>Life Is Not Grape</em> is an indica-leaning hybrid live rosin vape crafted from whole plant fresh frozen cannabis, delivering vibrant terpene expression and clean, full-spectrum effects.
      </p>

      <p>
        The profile is bright and flavorful, bursting with fruity tropical sweetness layered with earthy herbal notes. On the inhale, expect sweet berries followed by a zesty citrus twist that lingers long after each hit.
      </p>

      <p>
        The effects are smooth and easygoing, beginning with a happy, uplifting buzz that gently sparks creativity before settling into a mellow, relaxed body feel. Balanced and approachable, it’s perfect for kicking back without feeling overwhelmed.
      </p>

      <p>
        Crafted from WPFF live rosin, this all-in-one delivers a clean, flavorful experience that captures the true essence of the plant in a convenient, ready-to-use format.
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Life Is Not Grape | LameZ | WPFF Rosin | All-in-One | 0.5g

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    <h1 class="product-title" itemprop="name">Life Is Not Grape | Bolo Papaya | Live Rosin</h1>
    <p class="product-subtitle">Tropical papaya and citrus layered with sweet candy notes and a balanced, uplifting hybrid high.</p>
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    <ul class="product-specs">
      <li><strong>Brand:</strong> Life Is Not Grape</li>
      <li><strong>Format:</strong> Live Rosin</li>
      <li><strong>Oil Type:</strong> WPFF (Whole Plant Fresh Frozen)</li>
      <li><strong>Strain:</strong> Bolo Papaya</li>
      <li><strong>Type:</strong> Hybrid</li>
      <li><strong>Lineage:</strong> Bolo (Zkittlez × Gelato) × Papaya</li>
      <li><strong>Flavor &amp; Aroma:</strong> Papaya · Citrus · Berry · Sweet Candy · Spice</li>
      <li><strong>Effects:</strong> Uplifted · Focused · Euphoric · Balanced</li>
      <li><strong>Category:</strong> Concentrate</li>
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        <strong>Bolo Papaya</strong> from <em>Life Is Not Grape</em> is a terpene-rich hybrid live rosin made from whole plant fresh frozen cannabis, delivering vibrant flavor and a clean, full-spectrum experience.
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        The profile is bright and tropical, combining juicy papaya and citrus with tangy berry sweetness and a subtle peppery spice for a layered, candy-like finish.
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        The effects are balanced and versatile, offering a calm, clear-headed lift that supports focus and positivity, paired with a smooth, euphoric body feel that keeps things mellow without heaviness.
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        Flavor-forward and easygoing, Bolo Papaya is a great choice for creative sessions, daytime enjoyment, or coasting through the day with a little extra tropical energy.
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    <p class="product-subtitle">Sweet berry, cherry, and citrus with a calming, indica-leaning melt.</p>
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      <li><strong>Brand:</strong> Life Is Not Grape</li>
      <li><strong>Format:</strong> Flower</li>
      <li><strong>Size:</strong> 3.5g</li>
      <li><strong>Strain:</strong> zANGRYa (Zangria)</li>
      <li><strong>Type:</strong> Indica-Dominant Hybrid (70/30)</li>
      <li><strong>Lineage:</strong> Thin Mint GSC × Z</li>
      <li><strong>Flavor &amp; Aroma:</strong> Cherry · Berry · Pineapple · Citrus · Sweet · Nutty Anise</li>
      <li><strong>Effects:</strong> Euphoric · Calm · Relaxed · Sleepy</li>
      <li><strong>Category:</strong> Flower</li>
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        <strong>zANGRYa</strong> (also known as <em>Zangria</em>) from <em>Life Is Not Grape</em> is an indica-leaning hybrid that blends the dessert-forward sweetness of <em>Thin Mint GSC</em> with the vibrant fruit character of <em>Z</em>.
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        The flavor is rich and layered, offering sweet cherries and mixed berries with hints of sour citrusy pineapple and a subtle nutty, anise-like finish—creating a bold, fruit-forward experience.
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        The effects build gradually, beginning with a lifted, happy headspace that eases away stress and racing thoughts before settling into a deep, full-body calm. Relaxing and slightly sedating, it’s ideal for unwinding in the evening or easing into restful downtime.
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        Smooth, flavorful, and deeply calming, zANGRYa is a great choice for classic indica lovers looking for a modern, fruit-driven profile.
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Life is Not Grape | zANGRYa | 3.5g

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